Who doesn’t want to get sassy and start crafting with some snarky cross stitch patterns?
I think it’s funny that everyone believes DIYers, including cross stitchers, are pleasantly content with just stitching quotes or landscapes.
However, there’s a lot of people who love the stress-relieving process of crafting, but don’t necessarily have a prim and proper attitude, either!
Which is why it’s funny to find these sassy cross stitch patterns that say with embroidery thread what everyone wants to say out loud (but doesn’t).
Below are just some of the genteel, yet still snarky, patterns and kits that I love.
Trust me, there’s some others that will make you blush! Go ahead and scroll through those cross stitch patterns, too.
Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross stitching isn't just for sweet old grandmas making floral samplers anymore. Modern day stitchers are infusing some sass into their DIY projects. Here's some of the best snarky cross stitch patterns.
It's a sentiment felt around the world in 2020. A great gift idea or craft to keep you busy while stuck at home.
You've probably thought it a few times a day. Why not put it on a cross stitch sampler?
Get the whole kit, including a hoop, to stitch this quote that has a lot of wisdom to it.
Perfect for the home office. You might not be able to display this at work, but you sure can revel in the truth of this statement when working from home.
Ideal to hang by your front door or back door to surprise and humor your guests. (Or will they laugh? I guess it depends!)
A digital cross stitch pattern that's perfect for a feminist.
You could stitch this for yourself or pretty much any friend that you have, since most people agree with this statement lately.
Not so much snarky, but very true for most people! It's just funny when it's on a cross stitch sampler.
A little bit of cross stitch humor! Perfect for anyone that loves the craft.
Seize the day! A subtle reminder to make every moment count.
Great for introverts!
Love these fun DIY kits? Then you’ll probably find even more you like in Etsy’s DIY Kit gift guide. There’s literally something for everyone!
