Who doesn’t want to get sassy and start crafting with some snarky cross stitch patterns?
I think it’s funny that everyone believes DIYers, including cross stitchers, are pleasantly content with just stitching quotes or landscapes.
However, there’s a lot of people who love the stress-relieving process of crafting, but don’t necessarily have a prim and proper attitude, either!
Which is why it’s funny to find these sassy cross stitch patterns that say with embroidery thread what everyone wants to say out loud (but doesn’t).
Below are just some of the genteel, yet still snarky, patterns and kits that I love.
Trust me, there’s some others that will make you blush! Go ahead and scroll through those cross stitch patterns, too.
Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross stitching isn't just for sweet old grandmas making floral samplers anymore. Modern day stitchers are infusing some sass into their DIY projects. Here's some of the best snarky cross stitch patterns.
You've probably thought it a few times a day. Why not put it on a cross stitch sampler?
Get the whole kit, including a hoop, to stitch this quote that has a lot of wisdom to it.
Perfect for the home office. You might not be able to display this at work, but you sure can revel in the truth of this statement when working from home.
Ideal to hang by your front door or back door to surprise and humor your guests. (Or will they laugh? I guess it depends!)
A digital cross stitch pattern that's perfect for a feminist.
You could stitch this for yourself or pretty much any friend that you have, since most people agree with this statement lately.
Not so much snarky, but very true for most people! It's just funny when it's on a cross stitch sampler.
A little bit of cross stitch humor! Perfect for anyone that loves the craft.
Seize the day! A subtle reminder to make every moment count.
Great for introverts!
Love these fun snarky cross stitch kits? They make great gifts for friends. Find even more ideas in Etsy’s gift guide for friends. There’s literally something for everyone!
Nicole L
Friday 15th of December 2023
I can relate to a lot of these sayings haha. I wish I could cross stitch. If I could, I would definitely be using some of these and give them to my friends for Christmas or their birthdays paired with a bottle of wine!
Kimberly
Tuesday 19th of December 2023
Ooh, I love the idea of pairing it with wine. Brilliant!
J
Friday 15th of December 2023
Sharing this with my daughter...she will love it :)
Kimberly
Tuesday 19th of December 2023
Awesome! There are some fun ones on this list! Ha Ha!